OK, OK, we don’t want to start any rumors, but come on, the evidence is looking pretty suspicious. We were tipped off anonymously about this story over the weekend and stumbled into this image of where the body was found. Now the staradvertiser is reporting that the body was found in the back of a Manoa residence “under cement” on Oahu Avenue.
Now on to why we think it might be Jimmy Hoffa. First, although the Star hasn’t reported it, we were told that the body was in cement (although it could have been under cement, this just makes our theory better), anyone who watches mafia movies knows this as a tell tale sign that someone is messin with the wrong group of people from Italy.
Second, the man was found with gunshot wounds to the head. So this would appear to have been a violent crime of someone who may or may not have been in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Third, the man was between 5’4″ and 5’6″ tall. Jimmy Hoffa was 5’5″, need we say more.
Fourth, the man was reported to have been wearing Panatela pants which were popular in the 70′s.
Going against this silly theory, the man was between 30 and 55 years of age (so they say) which, when Hoffa disappeared he was already 62. But, who knows how old this body really is. I mean if they had an ID, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Either way, this is kinda a sad story, so this is the brightest spin on it we could put here at Aloha Update. Our condolences to whoever new this unknown person.